To my surprise!!

     I had been on vacation for two weeks and one of our part time employees was delivering my route. There were no big complaints and I don't worry too much about the mistakes, we all make them. As I was getting to the end of my route I was delivering to an apartment complex which had six buildings in it. I had cut over to start the third building and was almost to the end when I heard the next door I was to deliver open. When I got to the door a well rounded girl in her twenties and only about five foot was standing in front of me in a slinky teddy. When she saw me she realized it wasn't who she expected and screamed. " Oh my God!! You're not the mailman that was here all week!!!" As she is saying this she slams the door shut, I blurted out quietly "Amen!".  I confronted the substitute the next day and explained what happened. He couldn't stop laughing and said she had been hitting on him and trying to get him to go out with her all week and thanked me for saving him.
     Since this is a short story I decided to tell you one of my favorite Postman jokes:                                                                                                  



 

 





It was a rainy day so, I decided to sit at Donnas Restaraunt and have lunch. 

 

     I was walking down the street one day dragging my right leg, around the corner an older man was walking toward me dragging his left leg. We met up at the corner and sized each other up. He says grabbing his leg. "Land mine Vietnam 1965 tore it up good. How about you??" I looked at him and tried not to laugh and said grabbing my leg." Dog crap 2 blocks back!!"

Race day Sunday



Glasses for the runners